two-minute personality test
by jonathan safran foer
what’s the kindest thing you almost did? is your fear of insomnia stronger than your fear of what awoke you? are bonsai cruel? do you love what you love, or just the feeling? your earliest memories: do you…
I CAN BREATHE THROUGH MY NOSE AND EAT AND DRINK AGAIN PRAISE BE UPON ALLAH
i’ve finally realised the reason why i find it so jarring that EVERYBODY (like literally every single character) on suits abuses the word “goddamn” is because it replaces “fucking” thanks to network television
like the entire script makes so much more sense when you replace every use of “goddamn” with “fucking”
"i need a goddamn homerun" > "i need a fucking homerun"
"you made your bed, you better goddamn win" > "you better fucking win"
I GET IT NOW
- I’m happy with my body. I find strict dieting and constant exercising to be miserable and joyless and I don’t really feel like jumping on the fitspo boat, so please respect my choices.
- Instead of glorifying a small handful of body types, let’s accept the idea that beauty is subjective and no one deserves to feel ugly for their shape.
- It’s pretty fucking rude to bully people for being fat.
- Fat people deserve access to good medical care.
- Let’s support companies that make cute clothes for fat bodies, so that we aren’t all condemned to wearing ugly shit for the rest of our lives.
- I want to raise the visibility and awareness of fat people with eating disorders, because many people are not taken seriously. Binge eating disorder is seen as a “lack of self-control.” I am often afraid to come forward about my disordered habits because people will ask me why I’m not emaciated.
- You are a healthist piece of shit. Here is a small handful of cherrypicked and misinterpreted studies that show that science is bullshit and being 400 pounds has no negative health effects.
- Real men love curves, only dogs like bones!
- If the world does not adjust to accommodate me, I am oppressed.
- A doctor’s opinion of my health is less valid than my own. I walk around in a body all day, which is basically more credible than years in medical school.
- Boycott Forever 21 because my local store moved the plus size rack to a different place.
- Anorexic women don’t realize how fucking thin privileged they are.